Subpoena Colada joke Sweatshirt | Lawyer Pun Crewneck

Subpoena Colada joke Sweatshirt | Lawyer Pun Crewneck

S / Dark Heather
$49.99
$49.99
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Subpoena Colada joke Sweatshirt | Lawyer Pun Crewneck
  • Subpoena Colada joke Sweatshirt | Lawyer Pun Crewneck
  • Subpoena Colada joke Sweatshirt | Lawyer Pun Crewneck
  • Subpoena Colada joke Sweatshirt | Lawyer Pun Crewneck
  • Subpoena Colada joke Sweatshirt | Lawyer Pun Crewneck
  • Subpoena Colada joke Sweatshirt | Lawyer Pun Crewneck
  • Subpoena Colada joke Sweatshirt | Lawyer Pun Crewneck
Subpoena Colada joke Sweatshirt | Lawyer Pun Crewneck

Subpoena Colada joke Sweatshirt | Lawyer Pun Crewneck

$49.99
$49.99
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This cozy crewneck sweatshirt combines laid-back warmth with a cheeky, law-themed graphic — a frosty piña colada illustration with the playful line “What’s a lawyer’s favorite drink? A subpoena colada!” It settles into your weekend routine: pulled on for late-night study sessions, casual Fridays, or low-key get-togethers after court. The classic cut and medium-heavy fabric feel substantial without being stiff. The printed neck label and soft tear-away tag keep the inside smooth against the skin. It’s for anyone who likes a little humor with their comfort — wear it while grading briefs, swapping stories with colleagues, or unwinding by the TV after a long day in the office. Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for long-lasting shape - Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean look and less fabric waste - DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints - OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and chemical compliance standards Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dry clean - Do not iron
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Free economy shipping on orders over $99. Otherwise, shipping is calculated at checkout based on your order and delivery address. We currently ship within the United States only. Every item is made to order: production typically takes 2–5 business days, then delivery 3–5 business days, so please allow roughly 5–10 business days total. You'll receive an email with tracking once your order ships. Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees.
Washing Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean. Washing inside out and avoiding high heat keeps the artwork vivid wash after wash. Garment-dyed and organic cotton pieces may soften and settle slightly with the first wash — that's normal and part of the look.

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