My standards are pretty simple sweatshirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food crewneck

My standards are pretty simple sweatshirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food crewneck

S / Dark Heather
$49.99
$49.99
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My standards are pretty simple sweatshirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food crewneck
  • My standards are pretty simple sweatshirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food crewneck
  • My standards are pretty simple sweatshirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food crewneck
  • My standards are pretty simple sweatshirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food crewneck
  • My standards are pretty simple sweatshirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food crewneck
  • My standards are pretty simple sweatshirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food crewneck
  • My standards are pretty simple sweatshirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food crewneck
My standards are pretty simple sweatshirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food crewneck

My standards are pretty simple sweatshirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food crewneck

$49.99
$49.99
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Cozy, vintage-inspired crewneck that speaks with a wink. Soft midweight fleece and a classic cut give this sweatshirt an easy, lived-in feel—like the one you reach for while sipping coffee and sorting your day. The front art channels retro comic vibes with a sassy caption about boundaries, balanced by warm, muted colors that sit comfortably against heathered fabric. Wear it to low-key meetups, study sessions, or lazy weekends at home; it layers smoothly under jackets and pairs well with jeans or joggers. Quality details—tubular knit construction, ribbed collar, and reinforced double-needle stitching—keep it looking neat through many washes, while the tear-away label prevents irritation. . Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk - Tubular, no-side-seam construction for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and durability - OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets major safety compliance standards Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dry clean - Do not iron
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Free economy shipping on orders over $99. Otherwise, shipping is calculated at checkout based on your order and delivery address. We currently ship within the United States only. Every item is made to order: production typically takes 2–5 business days, then delivery 3–5 business days, so please allow roughly 5–10 business days total. You'll receive an email with tracking once your order ships. Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees.
Washing Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean. Washing inside out and avoiding high heat keeps the artwork vivid wash after wash. Garment-dyed and organic cotton pieces may soften and settle slightly with the first wash — that's normal and part of the look.

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