My standards are pretty simple shirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food tee

My standards are pretty simple shirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food tee

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$35.99
$35.99
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My standards are pretty simple shirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food tee
  • My standards are pretty simple shirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food tee
  • My standards are pretty simple shirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food tee
  • My standards are pretty simple shirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food tee
  • My standards are pretty simple shirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food tee
  • My standards are pretty simple shirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food tee
  • My standards are pretty simple shirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food tee
My standards are pretty simple shirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food tee

My standards are pretty simple shirt | Be funny don't be annoying don't touch my food tee

$35.99
$35.99
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Cozy, vintage-inspired crewneck that speaks with a wink. Soft midweight fleece and a classic cut give this sweatshirt an easy, lived-in feel—like the one you reach for while sipping coffee and sorting your day. The front art channels retro comic vibes with a sassy caption about boundaries, balanced by warm, muted colors that sit comfortably against heathered fabric. Wear it to low-key meetups, study sessions, or lazy weekends at home; it layers smoothly under jackets and pairs well with jeans or joggers. Quality details—tubular knit construction, ribbed collar, and reinforced double-needle stitching—keep it looking neat through many washes, while the tear-away label prevents irritation. . Printed to order on a soft, true-to-size Comfort Colors 1717 unisex tee - choose your color and size from the options above. Durable, high-quality print that will not crack or peel. Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, do not iron directly on the print. Design note: this is an original design I created using AI-assisted design tools, then hand-refined, colored and prepared for print. Each item is made to order just for you. Colors may vary slightly between screens and printed garments.
When will I get my order?

Free economy shipping on orders over $99. Otherwise, shipping is calculated at checkout based on your order and delivery address. We currently ship within the United States only. Every item is made to order: production typically takes 2–5 business days, then delivery 3–5 business days, so please allow roughly 5–10 business days total. You'll receive an email with tracking once your order ships. Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees.
Washing Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean. Washing inside out and avoiding high heat keeps the artwork vivid wash after wash. Garment-dyed and organic cotton pieces may soften and settle slightly with the first wash — that's normal and part of the look.

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